Puns

[FavouriteDragon]

Water those?
I'm so confused

 

[Vahagn]

I can't help it, I have salmonella.

 

[MeskenasBoii]

How many puns will you guys continue on Surging? Stop on water-ever your guys are doing.

 

[Vahagn]

I don't know, moist have been a ghost.

 

[FavouriteDragon]

Wave goodbye

 

[MeskenasBoii]

I hope mist doesn't see this. I really do miss him from time to time.

 

[Vahagn]

Yeah, I don't want to be cast away.

 

[MeskenasBoii]

Because your unbearable?

 

[owlcool]

I am in turtle awe at this thread. This is simply crabtivating.

Where do cats go when they die? They go to Purrgatory.
Where do dogs go when they die? They go to the bark place.

 

[FavouriteDragon]

Did you hear about the huge bonfire? It was pretty lit

 

[MeskenasBoii]

You know what's more lit? I am. Why? Because I was born in LIT-huania.

 

[FavouriteDragon]

What do temperature prisoners use? CELsius

 

[MeskenasBoii]

I decided to freeze myself at -275.15 degrees Celsius. My friends think I'm crazy, but I'll be 0k

 

[owlcool]

I have heard that Harvey Dent is all right now.

 

[Vahagn]

Irma God, what horrible puns.

 

[owlcool]

Irma God, what horrible puns.

What are you talking about, you just need to take a byte out of a bit of puns.

 

[FavouriteDragon]

My computer is so slow; it gigabytes more than what it can chew!

 

[Timothy Rossin]

Yeah, they are some fishy business.

Happy - FISHHHHHHHH

 

[FavouriteDragon]

Why was I unable to model?
Cause there were some technecal difficulties

 

[MeskenasBoii]

Happy - FISHHHHHHHH

It it's happy, than my meal of that dish is happy. (Would that be a pun or a simple rhyme?)